Astrorum Consulting provides scientific and engineering services to a variety of customers within the civil and military space industry. The core competencies of Astrorum, which include astrodynamics, space situational awareness, estimation theory, and numerical and statistical analysis, have been applied to projects at NASA Goddard Space Flight Center and Johnson Space Center, USAF Space Command, USAF Space and Missile Systems Center, and the USSTRATCOM Joint Space Operations Center. Browsing the library of technical papers will give a sense of the kinds of projects pursued, although these represent only those activities whose results are publicly releasable. And while we applaud the thinker at left’s rejection of astrology, we cannot condone his conviction that the planets orbit the earth in uniform circular motion.